
Two old friends, Arthur and Bernie, are playing golf. They have played together for years.
Arthur hits a drive off the tee, watches the ball sail out, and turns to Bernie.
“Did you see where that went?” Arthur asks.
Bernie smiles and says, “I sure did! I have 20/20 vision, you know. I saw it the whole way!”
Arthur looks relieved. “Great! Where is it?”
Bernie blinks, scratches his head, and replies, “I forgot.”
