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Just For Laughs

  • October 2026
  • The Villager
Green parrot poking its head through a torn paper wall

Two old friends, Arthur and Bernie, are playing golf. They have played together for years.

Arthur hits a drive off the tee, watches the ball sail out, and turns to Bernie.

“Did you see where that went?” Arthur asks.

Bernie smiles and says, “I sure did! I have 20/20 vision, you know. I saw it the whole way!”

Arthur looks relieved. “Great! Where is it?”

Bernie blinks, scratches his head, and replies, “I forgot.”